TreeBirk
Adj./Noun: A descriptor for a phallic member which hath a severe disproportion of length to width ratio wherein the length is significantly longer than wide resulting in a wet noodle like appearance.
“Yea, my date was going well with jim but i found out he has a TreeBirk so I took him home and had him help stir my pot of curry on the stove.”
“Emily how did you get that hole in your face?
It was johnnys TreeBirk he got me from like half way across the room.”
“Emily how did you get that hole in your face?
It was johnnys TreeBirk he got me from like half way across the room.”