Treejaculate
When a tree releases its pollen (tree sperm)
James: Yo, why is my automobile all yellow
Michael: Looks like it got treejaculated on
James: Word
Michael: Dope
Michael: Looks like it got treejaculated on
James: Word
Michael: Dope
premature treejaculation
Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.
Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.