tree rapist

A shadowy figure rumored to live in the Botanical Gardens at the University of North Carolina, Asheville. Perhaps a man who rapes trees, a rapist who lives in the trees and rapes people, or a tree that rapes people. His only weakness is concrete, which he is allergic to.

"Oh my god! I was walking in the Botans the other day, and I thought I heard the tree rapist. Luckily, I grabbed some concrete just in time."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."

tree rapist

Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.

LOOK ITS A TREE RAPIST, KILL IT!

tree rapist

person who is sexually aroused by trees. Most common person: eric franco

俚语	tree rapist
释义	tree rapist A shadowy figure rumored to live in the Botanical Gardens at the University of North Carolina, Asheville. Perhaps a man who rapes trees, a rapist who lives in the trees and rapes people, or a tree that rapes people. His only weakness is concrete, which he is allergic to. "Oh my god! I was walking in the Botans the other day, and I thought I heard the tree rapist. Luckily, I grabbed some concrete just in time." "Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist." tree rapist Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat. LOOK ITS A TREE RAPIST, KILL IT! tree rapist person who is sexually aroused by trees. Most common person: eric franco
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