Tree Virgin
One who has not encountered sexual intercoarse with a tree. (preferably Big Willy.)
"Look at that tree virgin! Stay away!"
"Big Willy has not yet taken the virginity, of that Tree Virgin"
"Big Willy has not yet taken the virginity, of that Tree Virgin"
Tree virginity
If you're a tree virgin, you've never climbed a tree before. Most people lose their tree virginity when they're just children, but some people remain tree virgins their entire lives....what a shame.
1. "I'll be back soon mom. I'm going to the park with Sally. We're going to lose our tree virginity together."