Birthmark
A mark given to someone at birth by God because he decided it should grow on that person in the certain place. Sometimes they look really cute and attractive and are not moles. Most people who have them don't like them but it usually makes them more appealing cause they are different than the rest of us cause they are more special.
Person 1:Did you see that mole on Ashlynne's face?
Person 2:Dawg that ain't no mole, thats a birthmark aka beauty mark.
Person 1:Oh yeah you're right cause she looks so pretty with it.
Person 2:I know shes perfect and to top it off she has that beautiful birthmark on her face to make her look even more beautiful. Can I call her an angel?
Person 2:Dawg that ain't no mole, thats a birthmark aka beauty mark.
Person 1:Oh yeah you're right cause she looks so pretty with it.
Person 2:I know shes perfect and to top it off she has that beautiful birthmark on her face to make her look even more beautiful. Can I call her an angel?
Birthmark
When wiping after taking a crap and you get some poop on your hand.
Man, I just took a huge shit, but I got this birthmark now.
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When someone leaves a poop stain in the toilet bowl
"Hey who left a birthmark in my toilet? Now I gotta blast it with piss to clean it off!"
Bombay Birthmarks
The large pinkish-red blotches, present just above the knees of a short-wearing person, immediately after exiting the "crapperie", after a night of over-exuberance at the Akash Balti House.
"Sporting a nasty pair of Bombay Birthmarks there Tony".
"Yes, I know, that Jalfresi Extra Hot I had last night has gone right through me like rusty water"
"Yes, I know, that Jalfresi Extra Hot I had last night has gone right through me like rusty water"
Waldorf Birthmark
A term used to define a tattoo that a girl gets on the small of her back. Maryland regional variant of the Tramp Stamp.
Also known as a Dundalk Birthmark
Also known as a Dundalk Birthmark
That girl over there has a Waldorf Birthmark,she might as well say she's putting out.
Daytona Beach Birthmark
A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!
Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"
My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"
My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"
Bangladesh birthmark
when a man squats onto a woman's face, leaving a brown dot on her forehead. (reverse teabag optional)
He left her with a Bangladesh birthmark.