Trenado

A surname originating in the old spanish-hebrew times where young lads were trained (ergo TRENADO), in the fine art of small anus probing. The lads that were trained in the art of Trenado were commanded to insert increasingly larger objects into their stink portals until such time as these were capable of accommodating fully matured trouser-snakes when called upon by the elders of the council. The Trenados eventually managed to escape the grasps of their masters to become a self-supporting family who via a long process of interbreeding managed to spawn a genealogy of normal, albeit cock-hungry inhabitants of the Iberian Peninsula.

The name of an old Spanish warrior who fought in many wars to win victory, a trends will always win victories no matter what, and will never give up until they make their target tired and surrender.

They are likely to be rare and they can't be found early but if u find one you don't want to mess with them. They are well known to fight with people who cause problems to them.

They will be kind and loving and great when talking problems out, but they sure know how to Confort the hell out of you.