Birth One
Taking a massive shit. To gestate and birth a turd of notable size and proportion.
I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.