Bi-sauceual
A person that cannot decide between ranch or blue cheese for dipping sauce, so they choose both.
Ashley: "Hey, what type of sauce should I get for your wings? Ranch or blue cheese?"
Patty: "I'll take both."
Ashley: "You can't have it both ways, you're a bi-sauceual."
Patty: "I'll take both."
Ashley: "You can't have it both ways, you're a bi-sauceual."