Tricepbrah
noun. a person who is a hypochondriac concerning every day life especially; food, working out, bathroom routines, and having intimate relationships. This person also has numerous phobias, including but not limiting to; monkeys in the wild, sleeping in the bed with the opposite sex, good rock music, $100 bottles of wine, sharing a bathroom, and large dogs.
Only a Tricepbrah would say, "I'm considering buying a Footspa because I sometimes neglect bending down in the shower to wash my feet"