Biscuit Arse
Losing the feeling momentarily from your bum to your toes. Accompanied by a tingly feeling when it comes back. Usually brought on by fear, the term refers to the idea that you have dunked your bicuit in a cup of tea, and it has now turned to mush - this is what happens to the lower half of your body.
Watching a TV programme about space, the universe, other cosmic forces - the fear that one cant comprehend we are living on a little ball floating in the middle of nothing that goes on forever - brings on the biscuit arse reaction. It's easier to just think the world is flat - no biscuit arse then.
biscuit-arsed
scottish origion; a state of confusion
I was winning the game by a lot, and my opponent was over there looking all biscuit-arsed.
Biscuit-arsed
A state of anger directed towards another often caused by shock or indignation
I only said he should calm down when he got all biscuit-arsed, ranting that he was calm and I should calm down
Biscuit Arsed
A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"
"You get biscuit arsed every weekend"
arse biscuits
originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps
Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.
arse biscuit
Something drunk old irish priests say
Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"
Arse Biscuits
An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.
Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!
Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!
Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!