Tridionise
To turn some or all of a fully functioning website into a steaming pile of crap by trying to squeeze it into a half-baked CMS.
Management: "We just saw this amazing presentation of a website running through this CMS called Tridion. We're buying it."
10 months later...
Management: "We may have made mistakes by trying to Tridionise our website. But we'll make the best of a bad situation and leave town."
10 months later...
Management: "We may have made mistakes by trying to Tridionise our website. But we'll make the best of a bad situation and leave town."