Triple Makita
Triple Makita: the act of drinking coffee and reading the sports page while taking a dump on company time.
Worker 1: Somebody ran off with the sports page and were out of coffee!
Worker 2: Meeks took the sports page. He's in the last stall drinking coffee and taking a dump.
Worker 1: Damn! The Triple Makita.
Worker 2: Meeks took the sports page. He's in the last stall drinking coffee and taking a dump.
Worker 1: Damn! The Triple Makita.