triple whiff trifecta

When you live with a woman who you have to beg for even a whiff of pussy gives up pussy three days in a row.

Extremely uncommon redundant contraceptive method involving three forms of birth control. The man must still pull out despite the usage of birth control pills by the woman and proper condom use by the man. This is the lowest form of sex a couple can engage in beyond dry humping.

A Triple trifecta is the art of having a sh*t, shave and then a shower. Not necessarly in that order and can be done one after the other or all together in combination with a waffle stomp. Most commonly done before a night on the town.