Trisden

The Reincarnation of Rasputin, with the significant difference of dudes getting along with him as well. (Note: "getting along" does not imply any romance.) Despite his physical bruteness, his soul is mellowed gentle. He's a reliable asset in any situation, where he can most definitely help advert certain catastrophe through his Speech(level-100). There's a peculiar aura to him, where wisdom and charisma align, giving off the overwhelming feeling of him being a man that has lived for hundreds of years. Perhaps what separates him the most from others, is his extreme humbleness. There might very well be not a single man on the face of this Earth as humble as a Trisden. He's the type of man that respects all people - regardless - for what they truly are; bald chimpanzees. Occasionally, he'll have strong compulsions to get the hell away from his homeland and enjoy other cultures. During such a period, his Stand ability usually increases in power significantly as a direct consequence of mental strengthening. There aren't many things that a Trisden hates, but among them are insecure people in traffic and promiscuity. Both will be pardoned though, if the person guilty of either is simply dumb. He is the type of person that stays awake longer than intended.

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