Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Kind, Hardheaded, a bit on the pale side, Tristan is a good friend and will keep you out of a pickle. He knows when to crack a joke and when to be serious. He sometimes can be shy and quiet, but once you get to know him, he can be a pretty colorful personality. Tristan makes a great friend, if he knows you're upset, he'll try and cheer you up. He sometimes beats himself up, but it eventually goes away and he'll be his happy go lucky self again. Tristan seeks romance to feel whole sometimes, and can sometimes be the hopeless romantic. But deep down, Tristan is the perfect guy for you.

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Amazing guy who will keep you laughing no matter what. He seems shy at first, but when you get to really know him, he's really cool. He tends to bring himself down often, so you should be there to help him out and make him feel better. He may argue, but he'll usually just make a joke out of the arguement, or will apologize.

Tristan is the most amazing-est guy there ever is. His beautiful amazing eyes, his laugh, his jokes, his perfume, his personality, his everything. Tristan is a guy who would crack the awkward moments, be the most joyful person to be around, laugh at everything and anything, his silly but adorable jokes. Everyone loves Tristan. The special girl in his life (random name: Dawn) feels to be the most luckiest, happiest girl alive Bible. Tristan makes her feel endlessly loved, endlessly cared about, endlessly a lot of things. He's her world, he's her life, he's her future husband, he's her Squishy (Finding Nemo Jelly Fish), and he's her Silly Billy. Tristan is a very loved person. Dawn loves Tristan.

A boy that acts very very very very very VERY gay but yet is actually straight

He's the life of the party and usually always cracking jokes. He'll almost always put a smile on your face, but he also knows when to be serious. He's an intense musician but also sporty and pretty dorky. Tristan's are the right kind of people to have in your life, they'll never get you into trouble. They're also crazy dancers, and serious romantics.