triultimate
Third to last. After penultimate.
Ferry Passenger: is this the triultimate ferry?
Ferry staff member: Pardon?
Ferry Passenger: is it the fucking triultimate ferry?
Ferry staff member: what does triultimate mean?
Ferry Passenger: third to last, you thick bitch.
Ferry staff member: oh yes sir. That's correct. There are only two more ferries after this one.
Ferry Passenger: Thanks you stupid cunt
Ferry staff member: Pardon?
Ferry Passenger: is it the fucking triultimate ferry?
Ferry staff member: what does triultimate mean?
Ferry Passenger: third to last, you thick bitch.
Ferry staff member: oh yes sir. That's correct. There are only two more ferries after this one.
Ferry Passenger: Thanks you stupid cunt