troglodashian
A person or object with troglodyte characteristics (feral, stupid or illiterate, possibly cave-dwelling) who has aspirations of living the kardashian dream (vacuous and narcissistic, aesthetically and surgically altered) to appeal to members of the opposite sex and gain free media attention.
That girl is such a troglodashian - I can't believe she thought a spray tan would hide her moustache!
Damn! These pants are so troglodashian they ride right up my crotch!
Damn! These pants are so troglodashian they ride right up my crotch!