Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

A torturous facility, much like hell, where children must learn a vast array of subject matter which will most likely be of no importance in their future careers. Furthermore, it is a place where fun is not allowed and you will be strongly condemned for any carnival-like activities and actions. Also, you are trained to be robots with no souls or social lives, much like gingers.

Also known as "Bishop McGuinness State Penitentiary."

Private catholic school in the heart of Oklahoma City. This shithole is hardly able to be considered "private," because its lacking academics. You'd probably be better off just fucking it and going to John Marshall or Northwest Classen. This school is filled to the brim with plaid skirt wearing whores, who leap at any opportunity to get wasted or stoned. The "men" at this "school" all have small dicks, which they use to rape and assault their female classmates. Its a great enviornment for those seeking a poor education and bathrooms which smell like mango juul pods. The so called Catholics at this school are the furthest from God that one could be.