Bishreksual
The sexual attraction to Shrek, Onions, and your swamp
Luci: I orgasm at the idea of shrek protecting his swamp by throwing onions at trespassers.
Timothy: Oh you must be Bishreksual. Welcome to the club.
Timothy: Oh you must be Bishreksual. Welcome to the club.
Bishreksual
When a Man/Woman/Transgender/Other likes men, woman and has sexual feelings for shrek.
Person 1: I'm bishreksual
Person 2: I'm bisexual
Shrek: I am shrek
Groot: I am groot
Person 2: I'm bisexual
Shrek: I am shrek
Groot: I am groot
Bishreksual
where you are sexually attracted to Shrek
"hey, are you gay?"
"nah im bishreksual"
"nah im bishreksual"
Bishreksual
When you're attracted to both one gender and shrek. If you're a bishreksual girl, you're attracted to both guys and Shrek, and if you're a bishreksual guy, you're attracted to both girls and Shrek
It was hard coming out to my parents and telling them I was bishreksual, but eventually they decided that it's better that I'm attracted to girls and Shrek than it would be if I was attracted to guys and girls
Bishreksual
Being attracted to Shrek twice... because once isn't enough.
Fiona is bishreksual and wants to take 2 massive chomps out of his celery cock.
BiShreksual
When you're bisexual, but the only male you love is Shrek.
Guy one: hey you seem pretty cute
Guy two: sorry, I'm bishreksual, Shrek is the only man for me
Guy one: :(
Guy two: sorry, I'm bishreksual, Shrek is the only man for me
Guy one: :(
bishreksual
When someone is attracted to Shrek no matter his gender. the one true sexuality
person A: I'm straight
Person B: There is only bishreksual *stabs him*
Shrek: Watches, being shrexy
Person B: There is only bishreksual *stabs him*
Shrek: Watches, being shrexy