Trouser Sword
a: A name for one's penis.
b: Less commonly, a bladed weapon concealed in one's trousers.
b: Less commonly, a bladed weapon concealed in one's trousers.
a: My girlfriend was really asking for it, so I jousted her with my trouser sword.
b: I was halfway through mugging this guy when he produced his trouser sword and sent me running for my life. (this could also pertain to definition a)
b: I was halfway through mugging this guy when he produced his trouser sword and sent me running for my life. (this could also pertain to definition a)