Troyism
A relatively new religion based off of the powerful god named troy who dethroned the previous god and killed thanos with a single punch in the great ancient war. Troy has been known to be a complete genius and a revolutionary philosopher with statements like "which would win a crocodile or a black widow". Troy has said that the gods last words before death was "Please don't kill me".
Me: whats your religion?
Friend: Christianity how about you?
Me: troyism, PRAISE TROY!!!!
Friend: Christianity how about you?
Me: troyism, PRAISE TROY!!!!