Truck Driver's Breakfast

An unhealthy or unsanitary meal eaten after a big night out. Typically includes carcinogenic foods available from your local servo and supplemented with uppers or downers. Eaten purely for convenience as opposed to nutritional value, hence the prefix Truck Driver's.

Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.