True Retard
An idiotic individual who has achieved an entirely new level of retardation in their actions or words.
Brayden: “Hey Eli, your girlfriend is here”
Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”
Brayden: *giggles*
Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”
Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”
Brayden: *giggles*
Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”