Trump Bite
Ring sting caused by an aggressive fart
When you underestimate the power of a trump and it gives you a bite on the way out. After the initial bite, a stinging sensation will remain for a lengthy period of time
When you underestimate the power of a trump and it gives you a bite on the way out. After the initial bite, a stinging sensation will remain for a lengthy period of time
"I was walking home from work and felt a trump coming on. Feeling safe I gave it an extra push to help it out. The bugger didn't want to leave and bit me as he left. It's been stinging for over an hour"
"Mate, I just did a proper beer poo and Mr Gas has left me with a serious case of trump bite"
"Have you got any Anusol, I've got trump bite"
"Mate, I just did a proper beer poo and Mr Gas has left me with a serious case of trump bite"
"Have you got any Anusol, I've got trump bite"