Trumpet Cunt
a person who is deficient in education, morals or wit and shows this when interacting with others.
"Matt shut it you trumpet cunt"
Cunt Trumpet
Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.
"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"
Cunt trumpet
vuvuzela
I couldn't hear the commentary over the fucking cunt trumpet