Dick Trumpet
An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.
I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet
Dick Trumpet
1. Noun- The Act of Performance of messaging or pleasuring the male genitalia in the act of a fellatio.
2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.
3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.
3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.
1. The girl gave the man a dick trumpet for his birthday, her fingers wrapped around his genitalia.
2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.
3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.
3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.
Trumpet Dick
To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.
Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!