Trumpet Polisher
A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.
1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.
2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!
3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet
2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!
3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet
Polish Trumpet
When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"
C - "Bruh."
C - "Bruh."