Trumposaurus Wrex
Trumposaurus Wrex: A dumpy old dinosaur with tiny hands that razes everything in its path in a futile and self-destructive attempt to return the world to the worst of how things were in days gone by.
Jesus, in just one trip across the Atlantic, the Trumposaurus Wrex trashed NATO, insulted the British PM, called all our closest allies “foes”, and embraced our sworn enemy, the Putinodon longiceps, in private.