Trumptan
A word used to define a tan the colour of Donald Trump. Also two fucking words put together to define the vibrant, orange complexion rarely seen in this universe.
Bob: "Gee, look at that old blonde dude down there! He must have a trumptan!"
Bobina: "omg, he has a very good trumptan... looks related to the man himself!"
Bobina: "omg, he has a very good trumptan... looks related to the man himself!"
trumptanic
A piece of evidence that is devastating and will establish criminal liability.
The testimony of Trump doorman could be a trumptanic.
TRUMPtan
Verb: To spray-paint your face orange but forget to do the side bits.
“Billy had done an awful job of painting his dad’s garage door. He hadn’t intended to Trumptan it but it was now a weird russet colour in the middle and he had missed large sections around the edges.”