trumptater
a potato that is shaped like a penis
When I was at the grocery store there was a huge trumptater among all the other potatoes. Everyone laughed about the trumptater all afternoon.
trumptator
A leader who leads through autocratic edicts, with no regard for the opinions of his advisers, political affiliates or anyone else. Frequently an unhinged narcissist who makes delusional incoherent ramblings without regard to how he is perceived or the potential consequences.
Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?
Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.
Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?
Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.
Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.
Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.
Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?
Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.
Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.
Trumptation
The seemingly inescapable urge to discuss Donald Trump. Much like "yielding to temptation," yielding to Trumptation is known to derail otherwise meaningful conversations. Members of the news media are particularly susceptible.
She can't get through a dinner party without yielding to Trumptation.
trumptation
A sudden urge to vote for someone you distrust, despite your better judgment
I was in the voting booth and nearly succumbed to trumptation. Fortunately I recovered my wits and voted the way that I'd planned.
trumptation marks
Definition: Punctuation marks used to specifically focus attention on a specific item, thought, or action that can then encompass a wide variety of convenient, and often different, definitions at a later date.
Donald Trump used trumptation marks on the words "wire tapping" in a recent tweet yet everyone is questioning his meaning. If you use trumptation marks on the word "automobile" you can at a later date define it to mean "anything with wheels".
Trumptation
The alluring temptation to argue a point beyond the reduculous by channelling the 'win at all costs' persona of Donald Trump.
He was showing some vintage Trumptation when arguing that face masks were a leading cause of coronavirus.
Trumptation
The obsession you have with the current president to our former one.
My trumptation has existed ever since net neutrality was extinct.