bistroality
When you commit beastiality with an animal, but you decide to take it out to a nice dinner (i.e. a bistro) before you take it home and have your way with it.
Guy 1: Hey man, I saw you at that 5-star restaurant with your dog... What was that about?
Guy 2: Yeah, I took Sparky out for a nice dinner, and then took him home for a nice lay. It's called bistroality, man.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took Sparky out for a nice dinner, and then took him home for a nice lay. It's called bistroality, man.