Try Enough
A person who is not a Try Hard but tries just the correct amount, to not get fucking fired.
Don't be like Steve, he's a try hard, just be a try enough.
Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough
Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!