TSA Frisking
A euphemism used to make airport patrons forget they are being fondled by a security guard. Said to be used to check people for hidden weapons, but we ALL know what they really want to grab.
Geoff: ...I think I've just been molested...
Craig: What?! Why?
Geoff: ...I just got a TSA Frisking...
Craig: Ooooh...
Craig: What?! Why?
Geoff: ...I just got a TSA Frisking...
Craig: Ooooh...