tubal litigation
Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.
It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.
tubal liegation
Falsely saying that you've had your "plumbing pinched" so that eager-but-not-wanting-the-pitter-patter-of-little-feet studs will feel safe in "doing it" with you.
Checking the medical records of a hot chick is a wise thing to do before "going all the way with her", since sometimes a lady's assurances that she's been surgically altered is just a tubal liegation.
tubals
Two balls in your mouth
Friend: Hey have you heard of tubals?
Me: Whose tubals?
Friend: TWO BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH NIGGA
Me: Whose tubals?
Friend: TWO BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH NIGGA
tubaling
Some who plays tuba or sousaphone.
I'm so proud of my fellow tubalings!