tubehearer
Someone who only listens to music by running the accordant music video on youtube with his iPhone or Blackberry, usually without actually watching it.
-Dude, what is that light in your pocket?
-Shhh, I'm listening to Seven Nation Army!
-What a miserable tubehearer you are...
-Shhh, I'm listening to Seven Nation Army!
-What a miserable tubehearer you are...