tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis

The combined symptoms of all STDs, which includes tuberculosis, herpies, gohnoreah, siphilis, etc. The carrier of this disease is said to have been the town knob, "everybody gets a turn". Although this disease was thought of during health class while learning about actual STDs, and is not real at all, this disease may become real in the year 3000 give or take a few centuries.