tuckfard
A pseudospoonerism of fucktard, it means the same, but is generally used when saying the "fuck" part would be frowned upon.
"He fertilized his lawn with gasoline? What a tuckfard!"
tuckfard
A f*in' retard so retarded that fucktard is too complicated for them, hence the spoonerism "tuckfard" which inverts the "t" and the "f" for maximum stupidity.
The guys started a food fight on spaghetti and meatball day to impress the girls at school. Unfortunately, it was also "wear all white" day so they were labeled "tuckfards" thence and for ever.
Tuckfard
To call someone a fucktard, but in a more respectful manner.
Mr. Shlongo, you are indeed a tuckfard.
tuckfard
fucktard spelled by a retard. means a person who fucks retards. LMFAO see fucktard
"Wow, you are a true tuckfard!"