Last Tuesdayism

Last Tuesdayism
(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Tuesday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Tuesday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Thursdayism, is considered wrong

According to Last Tuesdayism, we might not even exist yet, as last Tuesday could possibly be this upcoming Tuesday.

Tuesdayitis

Where Tuesday, being the second working day of the week has drained your mind of all mental capacity.

I think I have Tuesdayitis, I can't think, and it's Tuesday.

俚语	tuesdayitis
释义	Last Tuesdayism Last Tuesdayism (np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Tuesday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Tuesday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Thursdayism, is considered wrong According to Last Tuesdayism, we might not even exist yet, as last Tuesday could possibly be this upcoming Tuesday. Tuesdayitis Where Tuesday, being the second working day of the week has drained your mind of all mental capacity. I think I have Tuesdayitis, I can't think, and it's Tuesday.
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