Tufties
Noun.
Little hairs on your chest that can be seen peeking out of your shirt.
Little hairs on your chest that can be seen peeking out of your shirt.
person 1: what a nice shirt that man has.
person 2: yeah, except you can see some tufties sticking out.
person 1: mmmmm.
person 2: yeah, except you can see some tufties sticking out.
person 1: mmmmm.
tufty
someone who thinks they are it!
but purely just a baw bag and a fanny baws rolled in one massive pootang
but purely just a baw bag and a fanny baws rolled in one massive pootang
that jobbie heid is a tufty
Tufty
Tufty is essentially the feeling of making one feel jealous. I made up this word and definition myself.
Bailey: Brooke I am going on holiday next week.
Brooke: Oh no I wish I could go, stop making me feel tufty.
Bailey: Sorry for tufticating you.
Brooke: Oh no I wish I could go, stop making me feel tufty.
Bailey: Sorry for tufticating you.
Tufty wump
A generally annoying person; an ignoramus
Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish
rufty-tufty
Adjective: Describes the appearance of soldiers in the field, who are usually have worn equipment, dirty uniforms, and unofficial additions or modifications of their kit. This makes them look tough and professional. People wanting to imitate that look will batter their new equipment, grow stubble even if they have the chance to shave, and so on.
Derived from 'rough'.
Derived from 'rough'.
"Are you growing that beard because your chin is cold or do you just want to look more rufty-tufty?"
tufty wigwam
A medevil style fanny that not only droops in nature but is covered in whispy pubic hair giving the resemblance of the wigwams built by ancient Indian tribes.
King Arthur knelt on one knee...and peered down at gweniveres tufty wigwam, it was at that point he decided to pursue his dream of drinking from the furry cup
Tufty chalk
Tufty chalk tends to be from West Virginia and extremely invested into the military even though he is to fat to even attempt to make it past boot camp. When he gets rejected by the military he regresses into the person the he tried to stuff for a long time. He starts to rape his 10 year old brother which tufty chalk thinks he is a girl. During tufty chalk rape festivals they like to play the pubes in a way that sounds like banjo music. In short he is a fat inbreeding fuck who is very militarily invested.
Tufty chalk played his pubes during the inbreeding rape festival.