Tuggles McTugTug
The creepy fat balding man that sits alone in parks and watches women and children.
"Honey, pick up the frisbee."
"I can't. Every time I bend over, Tuggles McTugtug there gets a whopping stiffy."
"I can't. Every time I bend over, Tuggles McTugtug there gets a whopping stiffy."