bitchbag

a bag of bitches; often used as an insult

A term used to describe a woman, generally over 40 who, after years of reckless partying and drug abuse, decides that instead of realizing that she looks like a saggy leather purse in a dead end job, acts as if she were an attractive, popular 20-something hottie. A typical bitchbag makes pathetic attempts at connecting with youth, including creating myspace and facebook pages, and also listens to top 40 hits like Flo Rida, Chris Brown and Souja Boy, text messages constantly to anyone who will have sex with her, and makes a point to tell everyone around her about her sexual and social activities. Bitchbags also focus entirely on themselves and their perceived popularity, and will neglect personal relationships (husbands, children) and work in order to act as if they were sexy and wanted. A bitchbag is a sad, withered husk of a human who may have become something. Stay away from bitchbags at all costs.

a person that is so much of a bitch they are like a bag of bitches.

(n) a small backpack or duffel carried by men with enough room to sustain the necessary belongings for a weekend of partying or unforeseen away-from-home-ness

This is a combination of a bitch and a hoe bag. This term can be used lovingly or in cases of extreme hatred.

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A Bitch and a Douche Bag!