Tulip Poppler
The biggest, longest, straightest tree in the woods. More commonly used by black men to describe their dominant penis around other races, especially whites and asians, but typically any race will do.
Black Man: Behold, the Tulip Poppler.
White Man: Fuck you.
Black Man: Yo b, I's is talkin' bout dat big azz tree ova' der' nigga.
White Man: Oh, I'm sorry my fellow equal man.
White Man (Inner Thoughts): I didn't actually understand what this nigger just said, but my insecurity and small penis are very offended right now.
White Man: Fuck you.
Black Man: Yo b, I's is talkin' bout dat big azz tree ova' der' nigga.
White Man: Oh, I'm sorry my fellow equal man.
White Man (Inner Thoughts): I didn't actually understand what this nigger just said, but my insecurity and small penis are very offended right now.