Tuna Jacket

If you open a can of tuna and think, what shall I do with this tuna? Well if you eat it out of someones arse, you can make your very own tuna jacket potato! If your feeling adventurous you can jizz on the tuna to make tuna and mayo! Also sprinkle some recycled sweetcorn to give it that extra taste. For those of you who are flexable, try handstanding while someone is eating your tuna jacket. The person eating can use the spread out legs as arm rests.