tunic
can be used anywhere in any sentence to show trust or bond with a person
want to come to the mall with me tunic?
flesh tunic
When the flab of a fatty is excessive to the point where their hanging belly flesh covers their genitals in the same fashion as a common tunic gunt.
Even though she disrobed, I could not see her vag due to the everpresent flesh tunic.
Scarlet Tunic
A meat tunic that's covered in boils, blisters, scabs, and rashes. Often found on the larger, unwashed lady.
The sight of her scarlet tunic made me spew, no way was I going down on her after seeing that
Blue Tunic
The piece of clothing this girl with a big chin is always seen wearing. She has it on all the time and probably sleeps in it.
She is also a tiny cute girl.
She is also a tiny cute girl.
*Pull up to icon*
Kid 1 "Yo that's the blue tunic girl!!!"
Kid 2 "AND shes wearing her blue tunic!"
Kid 1 "BAHAHAHAHHAA"
Kid 1 "Yo that's the blue tunic girl!!!"
Kid 2 "AND shes wearing her blue tunic!"
Kid 1 "BAHAHAHAHHAA"
Douche Tunic
An article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.
Kyle: Yo, check out my new tank. It shows off my guns.
Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips.
Kyle: Sick, man.
Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.
Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips.
Kyle: Sick, man.
Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.
eat my tunic (emt)
What you say to elf hero spammers when their ego reaches the sky in order to bring them back down without fuss.
Dude with ego "Noob, I am so awesome and that makes you noob, you noob."
Me: "Eat my tunic (emt)."
Me: "Eat my tunic (emt)."
moroccan tunic
When a man uses plastic wrap as a condom
"Hey did you hear Kari got pregnant?"
"nah why"
"apparently jack used the moroccan tunic and some leaked out"
"nah why"
"apparently jack used the moroccan tunic and some leaked out"