Tupperwared
Tupperwaredness (also known as "drunkenness" or "being drunk" or "wankered") is a physiological state occurring when an organism has a high level of ethanol in its bloodstream, or when ethanol otherwise causes the physiological effect known as tupperwaredness.
In humans, common symptoms may include slurred speech, euphoria, impaired balance, poor coordination, flushed face, reddened eyes, reduced inhibition, and erratic behavior. In severe cases, getting tupperwared can cause loss of muscle coordination (ataxia), coma, and even death.
In humans, common symptoms may include slurred speech, euphoria, impaired balance, poor coordination, flushed face, reddened eyes, reduced inhibition, and erratic behavior. In severe cases, getting tupperwared can cause loss of muscle coordination (ataxia), coma, and even death.
Did you see the state of her on Saturday night? She was completely tupperwared off her face.
Let's go out and get tupperwared to celebrate!
I do all sorts of crazy sh*t when I'm tupperwared!
Let's go out and get tupperwared to celebrate!
I do all sorts of crazy sh*t when I'm tupperwared!
Tupperware
When a lady is "entertaining" three gentlemen at the same time, ie taking it from behind, giving a blow job and having sex in the traditional manner. As all three orifices are filled, she has an "air-tight" seal, leading to the term Tupperware. I thank you.
Gary, Tom and Greg gave Sharon a Tupperware last night, she didn't know which way she was coming!
tupperware
A substance that enjoyed cult status in the 1950s and '60s, when hordes of women would gather in domestic settings to finger and fondle it at parties, often becoming rapturous in the process. It is said that, with the party reaching its climax, only the hostess would receive immediate gratification by being able to keep a bag of the substance, while the others could only look on in envy or become hostesses themselves.
Besides cockroaches, the only thing that is thought to be capable of surviving a nuclear holocaust.
Besides cockroaches, the only thing that is thought to be capable of surviving a nuclear holocaust.
Husband: Honey, I ran over one of your good plastic, resealable Tupperware storage bowls with my Hummer.
Wife: Don't worry dear. See, even after the punishment of your massive chassis, I can still get my lid on tight!
Wife: Don't worry dear. See, even after the punishment of your massive chassis, I can still get my lid on tight!
Tupperware
Refers to females who are extremely fake and plastic. They throw around compliments every time they see each other in order to boost their self-confidence. They also say "I love you" to every girl they see right, left and center.
One girl sees another, and a third person comments:
Girl 1: "Hey girl hey! Damn girl you look so pretty today."
Girl 2: "Aww, thanks. You're shirt is so cute! I love you girly."
Then they proceed to hug each other.
Third person: "Dude, these girls are so tupperware."
Girl 1: "Hey girl hey! Damn girl you look so pretty today."
Girl 2: "Aww, thanks. You're shirt is so cute! I love you girly."
Then they proceed to hug each other.
Third person: "Dude, these girls are so tupperware."
Tupperware
Someone who's happy sleeping with a friend's cast-off or ex. As in eating leftovers.
"That ho is doin my ex, what fuckin tupperware"
tupperware
A slang term for hard liquor
Pass the tupperware, we want to party!
Tupperware
Brian Powers
Abbreviated: T-Dub
Abbreviated: T-Dub
What up Tupperware?