turbo fuck
one who can screw at light speed; a person who has incredible longevity, accuracy, and of course velocity in all sexual matters
your mom was such a turbo fuck last night, i thought i was going to die
Turbo Fucked
Getting screwed really fast, whether sexually or not, a general term that refers to getting fucked in a very speedy manor.
"Boys, every time you come through the middle, you get TURBO FUCKED!"
"He Turbo Fucked me all night, it was nice at first but after a while...not so much"
"YOU JUST GOT TURBO FUCKED!"
"He Turbo Fucked me all night, it was nice at first but after a while...not so much"
"YOU JUST GOT TURBO FUCKED!"
Turbo mega cunt fucked
To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'