turbonium
The element that a VW Beetle Turbo is made out of. What else??
Dude, that VW is made from Turbonium.. I know because the commercial for it said so.
turbonium
noun. The element between a man's legs. Extremely powerful material, if wielded with verve and bravo.
Gerry Yeow pulled out his turbonium on her. Its very appearance made her Pantene ProV hair stand on end. Such power. Such machismo!