Turbo Tax
A nickname given to someone who is so nosy that they will stop at nothing, even if you are there, to go through your shit. Especially valid when said shit involves your tax information.
"Whats goin on? Whatchu want for lunch? Did you e-file yet, dawg? Did you itemize all your deductions, dawg? These your W-2s?"
"Fuck off and mind your own business, Turbo Tax!"
"Fuck off and mind your own business, Turbo Tax!"
Freeier than Turbo tax
Because the commercial of Turbo tax says free the definition is when you have no earnings.
Your dog freeier than turbo tax so free, free, free, free