turdburgerler
One who burgles turds.
John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."
Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."
John: "Fucking turdburgerler."
Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."
John: "Fucking turdburgerler."