Panama Canal Turd

The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.